I dare you to eat a live worm (meaning at least five) and Vegemite sandwich, and wash it all down with a glass of piss. –Josh Yecch! No way! Have you ever eaten Vegemite? Why do you think Australians talk like they have mouth palsy? Shit while running a full sprint. –Ben Scholz We tried this while off the company clock, and, we can tell you, the folks who used the treadmill after us were none too happy. I dare you to dream. –Joseph We learned the futility in this when we were seven, Joseph. Run for senator or mayor with intentions of declaring Star Jones from The View America’s 51st state. –Clint We’re actually moving forward with this, and have lobbied Sens. Trent Lott (MS) and Frank Murkowski (AK) to sponsor the bill with the understanding that Jones will be immediately opened for oil drilling. Give me a job and pay me well for doing nothing. –Nick We’re already above quota in this department, Nick. It’s called “Tech Support,” and you need at least a junior high school education to qualify.