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Poultrygeist: The sickest movie you'll see this week.
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On Location: AVN Expo
We bombarded Sin City's annual celebration of porn, with a few hilarious burning questions.
Why Aren't These People Working?
Check out our man on the street quizzing some slackers he caught ditching their jobs.
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The perfect phone for creative professionals who aren't very creative or professional.
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Why did this guy buy the iPhone? We don't know and neither does he.
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The Best Beards of All Time
These are the mug shrubs you've wished you could grow since puberty.
Fashion: Recipes For Success
Five of New York's hottest young chefs offer fresh takes on haute cuisine.
7 Animals More Desperate for Sex Than Men
Men will do, say, or put up with just about anything to get laid. And we've still got nothing on these beasts.
Maxim.com Declares Abstinence
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Top Afro-Rocking White Guys
Semi-Pro’s Will Ferrell follows a fine tradition of Afro-rocking white guys.
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The Legion of Inappropriate Superheroes
The Superhero Squad figures are Marvel Comics characters redesigned for toddlers. Parents, get ready, because you've got some 'splaining to do.
Lighten Your Work Load
Follow these easy tips and slash the number of hours you spend in that wasteland called the office.
Hitler Invented Solar Power, and Other Amazing Facts
Our favorite previously unknown factoids from the controversial new book.
Man Alive: Meet the Agent for Dead Celebs
One celebrity rep, 200 deceased clients, and the biggest publicity rights case in U.S. history.
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Every home should have an emergency party button.
Poultrygeist: The sickest movie you'll see this week.
They put their pants on just like you—one backflip at a time.
They want your spare change, but hey, at least they're creative.
The most anticipated PS3 games of 2008.


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