The Orbs of Saturn

Origin: Oregon

Moon weight: 18.8 pounds

Earthly accomplishments: This Beaver State babe’s body was recently seen lying naked in a bed of green tea leaves in an ad for Gillette shaving cream. The best a man can get? We’ll buy that for a dollar.

Taking off: “I’m so psyched to be in Maxim. It’s, like, the epitome of sexy.”

Extraterrestrial activities: “Besides doing the model-actor thing, I don’t have any interests. Just kidding! Living in New York, I always have something I’m doing, whether it’s hanging out with my friends or going to movies.”

Sextraterrestrial activities: “I haven’t had a one-night stand in a really long time. But if it feels right and that’s what you want, go for it—as long as you’re safe.”

Costarring with Annemieke: “I have no problem sharing, since she’s pretty!”

Far and away: “Yeah, I’d go to space! Living in New York, you’re always trying to find a peaceful place. I can’t imagine there’d be anything more peaceful than staring back at the planet from out there.”

Dancing machine: “My moonwalking skills, like, Michael Jackson–style, are not too good. I used to practice that all the time when I was 13 and a little lighter on my feet. Mainly my love now is hip-hop.”

Favorite space song: “‘Fly Me to the Moon.’ I love that old Frank Sinatra–style music. I’m a sucker for it.”


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