Earthly accomplishments: Ads for local department stores, if you’ve been traipsing around France and Holland as of late.
Taking off: “I’m just very excited to be in such a respected magazine.” Wha?
Fuzzy logic: “I don’t think it’s a secret that the men on this planet fantasize about
having two girls simultaneously.”
Perfect vision: “People have always told me that my eyes are very sexy.”
Renaissance woman: “Right now my hobbies are traveling and learning new languages. I want to further my education and that of the people around me.”
Mating: “To me, an attractive man has a sense of humor and knows how to treat a girl right. But for me there’s nothing more sexy than somebody with confidence about who they are and what they want.”
Approach angles: “If you want to know what mistake guys make most, just listen to Joe Jackson’s song ‘It’s Different for Girls.’”
Some Earth girls are easy: “I don’t see any problem with one-night stands as long as both parties understand the issue.”
Relationship heaven: “I’d love to visit outer space. Men are from Mars, women from Venus, right?”
Best moon music: “Oh, there’s no question about that—all the songs from An American Werewolf in London.”
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