Jennifer Ann Massey

Where you’ve seen her:
As the struggling model-actress on Bravo’s reality series The It Factor.

Uncle ham doesn’t want you!
“The last thing you want to do after a bad audition is talk to people, but now I have to be like, ‘Hi, America! Welcome to my failure.’”

A lone-star state of confusion:
“I have no idea who my birth parents are, so I don’t know what nationality I am. I tell people I’m Texan. But then they assume I’m either dumb or really arrogant.”

Paint ball:
“For one audition, I actually had to dance around with a paint can. And I couldn’t get the stupid lid off!”

April 2003 (#64)