10 Cane Rum
Rum, the sweet sultry spirit that mixes perfectly with almost any beverage you throw in it, is a lot like Mom. So get it for her. And don't tell her we said that about her, either.

Batter Blaster
OK, so maybe Mom doesn't feel like making pancakes in the morning. Let her hit the snooze button and just spray a few shots of these pancakes in a can into the frying pan, and voilà! Breakfast is served.

Shun Steel Santoku MH-0702
Can’t even cook a Hot Pocket? You should still have at least one kick-ass kitchen blade. The perfectly balanced seven-inch Shun Steel Santoku MH-0702 chef’s knife is constructed of 33 layers of compressed high-carbon steel. Its wavy pattern looks killer and keeps food—or the flayed flesh of your enemies—from sticking.

Shure Earphones With Music Phone Adapter
Kids screaming? Husband blathering? Shut it out with SE110 lightweight sound isolating earphones. Better yet: iPhone users can attach the MPA adapter and convert them into a stereo headset, allowing for hours of uninterrupted screaming and blathering of your own.

Omaha Steaks Ideal Gift Collection
This package includes two filet mignons, two top sirloins, two stuffed sole with scallops and crabmeat, four burgers, six stuffed baked potatoes, and a chocolate cake. They even threw in some knives to help cut it if you aren't into dining caveman-style.

Blissliving Home Holiday Collection
What mom says no to soft pillows, free-form crystal vases, and the natural glow of candlelight? A horrible mom, that's who! Dress these up and make a cozy home. Dress 'em down and re-create Buffalo Bill's lair from The Silence of the Lambs. Moms are versatile like that.

Mitchell Binder Jewelry
L.A. jewelry designer Mitchell Binder integrates biker iconography into his badass trinkets, creating muscular frippery like the King Baby solid sterling Double Cross bracelet. If you think it’s girly, you’re just not man enough to wear it.