The 12 Deadliest Hollywood Hit Men
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Hitman's Agent 47 might be the baddest (and baldest) hired gun in the video game realm, but to earn the same respect on the big screen, he'll have to top the body counts (thanks, interns!) of these lethal weapons.
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4. John and Jane Smith (Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, Mr. & Mrs. Smith)
 Body Count: 60 (30 each)
When two secret assassins each get the order to off the other, they go at one another using just about every weapon conceived by man, obliterating their marital home in the process. Proving much better as a team, the duo pools its talents to take out all other approaching assassins and assemble its own army out of adopted African babies.
3. Leon (Jean Reno, The Professional)
Body Count: 41
Leon is the epitome of a contract killer: He's quirky, awkward, drinks milk nonstop, and has a bizarre hat-sunglasses combo that would make taking him seriously difficult if he weren't holding a knife to your throat. Otherwise we'd tell him how inappropriate it is to shack up with a 13-year-old, too. (Then subscribe to his newsletter.)
2. El Mariachi (Antonio Banderas, Desperado)
Body Count: 49
Like any assassin worth his salted margarita glass, El Mariachi knows how to use his hands. Whether he's carrying a guitar case full of firearms, having superhot sex with Salma Hayek, or playing a mean guitar, he... Oh who cares, he has superhot sex with Salma Hayek!
1. Ah Jong, a.k.a. Jeffery (Chow Yun-Fat, The Killer)
Body Count: 71
Mr. Fat tops our list with an astronomical amount of ruthless kills in perhaps the greatest action flick ever made. Not only can he vanish in the blink of an eye and survive the most acrobatic of gunfights, he also possesses an unrelenting sense of loyalty to his backstabbing "friends." Still, he delivers more people to Death's front door in two hours than Chinese toys and still has time to play his harmonica. Nothing eases the conscience like the blues!
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