The 12 Deadliest Hollywood Hit Men
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Hitman's Agent 47 might be the baddest (and baldest) hired gun in the video game realm, but to earn the same respect on the big screen, he'll have to top the body counts (thanks, interns!) of these lethal weapons.
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8. Ghost Dog (Forest Whitaker, Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai)
 Body Count: 13
If you glean anything from Ghost Dog, let it be this: Should you happen to be a member of the most pitiable mafia group ever to grace the big screen, don't go fucking with the homing pigeons of a portly samurai whose best friend is a French-speaking ice cream vendor. Lesson learned.
7. Anton Chigurh (Javier Bardem, No Country for Old Men)
Body Count: 13
The only thing more fabulous than a bat-crap-insane hit man is a bat-crap-insane hit man who drops marks with an air gun. Sure his blank stare is creepy and his life-or-death coin flips are unnerving, but his mastery with compressed air brings much-needed body to lifeless hair!
6. Michael Sullivan (Tom Hanks, Road to Perdition)
Body Count: 15
Tom Hanks has always been a family friendly guy, but when you kill his wife and child, don't expect a repeat of The Polar Express. Sullivan ruins Jude Law's pretty little face, racks up a pile of bodies in one rainy-night melee with a tommy gun, and sends a pre-Bond Daniel Craig to hell while he's taking a bath. At least his killings make for easy cleanup.
5. Samantha Caine/Charly Baltimore (Geena Davis, The Long Kiss Goodnight)
Body Count: 29 (and a deer)
Besides being an amnesiac, Samantha Caine had the perfect life: a quaint existence as a suburban schoolteacher with a loving husband and daughter. Oh, and she used to exterminate people for a living. But once her true colors (blonde!) and identity (one-hit rapper?) are revealed, she embarks on a bloodthirsty blitz to stop terrorists from blowing up Niagara Falls, making her the deadliest thing on ice skates since Tonya Harding.
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