See More Here >>

Wolf Blitzer has the CNN Election Center. Adolf Hitler had the Eagle's Nest. We had the Hyatt Summerfield Suites in Scottsdale, AZ, and it was every bit the first-class news gathering operation you would expect from the folks who brought you "Movie Aliens Who Look Like Genitalia."

For six straight days and nights, we covered Super Bowl week up to the minute in our underwear, battling mild temperatures and errant Fritos stuck to the backs of our legs. No man should live like this, especially any man hoping Mike Ditka takes him seriously with a tampon stuck to his jacket.


Everyone, editor and Hottie alike, pitched in for the war effort. Except Jimmy. He spent most of our time in Arizona pissing out of his ass.

More sub-human conditions once you jump the shark...

See More Here >>

According to ESPN.com, Tom Brady and Randy Moss have pulled out of the Pro Bowl Roster:

Browns quarterback Derek Anderson will replace New England's Tom Brady and Cleveland tight end Kellen Winslow will sub for San Diego's Antonio Gates on the AFC's roster for the Pro Bowl in Honolulu.

Brady's top target this season, wide receiver Randy Moss, has also decided to skip the Feb. 10 game. Cincinnati's Chad Johnson will replace Moss, who caught five passes for 62 yards and a touchdown in New England's 17-14 loss to the New York Giants in Super Bowl XLII on Sunday night.

 While we still think it's lame, we'll give Brady a pass because of his sore ankle. But what's Moss' excuse? Maybe he's just a sore loser?

See More Here >>

It’s not news that, every year, both Super Bowl teams print up championship tee shirts and hats well before the actual game. But, did you know that some teams/stupid publishing houses go as far as printing up commemorative books claiming a 19-0 record? Well they do! Or at least they did! As of 1:28 this afternoon you could purchase Triumph Books’ 19-0: The Historic Championship Season of New England's Unbeatable Patriots for just $10.17.

Apparently, since then, some genius realized the Patriots did not, in fact, win the Super Bowl and the link has been taken down. How stupid of them, we're sure they could have found plenty dellusional fans (or just Tom Brady) who would have bought--and framed--them!

See More Here >>

See More Here >>