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7 Animals More Desperate for Sex Than Men

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Banana Slug
These slovenly slugs take the phrase "doing the nasty" orally. After eating the slime off their partner´s bodies, they entangle themselves for hours during mating. Once done, the penis often has to be broken off in order to withdraw. Eh, as skanky as female banana slugs are, that´s bound to happen one way or another.

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