The Worst Managers in Baseball

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1. Dusty Baker, Cincinnati Reds
Why? Lapsed prospects like Corey Patterson and Matt Murton have grounds for legal action against the man for torpedoing their development. Pitchers like Carlos Zambrano and Mark Prior threw their arms into pulled pork under his dumb-love stewardship. He champions runts like Neifi Perez, and doesn´t believe in on-base percentage, creating lots of bases-empty situations for the middle of the order. Guys like Barry Bonds and Jeff Kent were the deodorant that masked Dusty´s stink in San Francisco.
2008 Prediction: By August, hot prospect Homer Bailey´s arm will require a federal order of protection. And there will be bunts. Hundreds of bunts. Bunts everywhere. Dusty will be to the bunt what Alexis de Tocqueville was to democracy.

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