In real-life, lots of things are dependent on the amount of money you have, like success, happiness and prettiness. The more money in the bank, the more of those other things you’ll have. We know, it’s a harsh reality that they don’t teach in schools and only some are willing to accept. For our amusement, the people at PayScale acknowledged this fun fact!

Click the image below to see how their bracket turned out if the winners were based on the median salary of its graduates. Please note the hilarious upset between 16-seed UT Arlington and 1-seed Memphis. This is what sports is all about, baby!