The Greatest Video Game Heroes Of All Time

Systems and games come and go, but a hero is forever. We salute the 12 most valiant warriors in the pixelverse.

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Kratos (God Of War; PS2)
This bald, angry, tattooed bastard kicked all kinds of ass in his first two games. Short list: He busted the Hydra´s jaw, tore the head clean off Medusa, shoved his leather sandle up Ares´ ass, and even gave Zeus himself an atomic wedgie. And once the dust settled, he got into his old, wooden ship and then enjoyed a three-way with two hussies from a nearby port. Now that´s a god we can pray to!

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