Fake Rich Guys
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STUPID FUN
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Warren Buffett and Bill Gates have got nothing on these fictional fat cats.
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10. Billy Madison
Estimated worth: $200M
He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but Billy earned his high ranking after graduating high school in a marathon session and becoming heir to the Madison Hotel fortune.
9. Dr. Evil
Estimated worth: $500M
Thanks to Number Two's investments, the bad doctor had a bankroll big enough to pay for a high-tech lair and a miniature replica of himself.
8. Gordon Gekko
Estimated worth: $650M
This perfect symbol of '80s capitalism made the stock market his bitch, taught us that greed was good and rocked a pair of suspenders like no one else.
7. Arthur Bach
Estimated worth: $2B
The only reason our favorite alcoholic isn't higher on the list is that he chose to penetrate Liza Minnelli.
6. Professor Charles Francis Xavier
Estimated worth: $4B
The most altruistic guy on our list funds an institute where he trains young mutants to battle Magneto.
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