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High Definition is the greatest thing to ever happen to televised sports…and the worst thing to ever happen to sports announcers. Here are just a few of the many haunting faces we’ve been confronted with since the tourney tipped off.
The Jay Bilas “Get Your God Damned Hand Off My Arm” Face
There's a reason we all have rules about employee touching in the work place.
The Bill Raftery “Something Smells and it Might Be My Diaper” Face
“Why do they have to play these games so late…”
The Dick Vitale “Am I Really Still Talking About Teens Playing Basketball?” Face
“I should’ve gone into gynecology, baby!”
The Dick Enberg “I Forgot My Dentures” Face
“I sure hope they have creamed corn in the production truck.”
The Greg Gumbel “Chia Pet” Face
Just pour water in the mouth hole every day and watch it grow a full head of hair in one to two weeks. Guh-guh-guh Gumbel!
The Digger Phelps “I’m Gonna Eat Your Children” Face
“Seriously, if you don’t hide your kids, I’m gonna wash them down with a side of Enberg’s creamed corn.”
The Seth Davis “Can I Get a Puppy, Pleeeaaassseee???” Face
“Come on, I’ll feed it and walk it every day! I swear!
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