Horrible Movie Diseases

We can´t even watch a movie without developing the symptoms of even made-up diseases. Hey…does this look infected to you?

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4. Soap Poisoning (A Christmas Story)
In a world where potato chips can cause anal leakage and your diet soda causes tumors in rats, it´s no wonder people have failed to notice the hidden dangers of Lifebuoy soap. Sucking on a single bar for five or 10 minutes is apparently enough to render small children completely blind. The upside is that your parents totally feel guilty and cry and stuff. It´s a trade-off, but we´ll take it.

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