Annoying Celebrity Do-Gooders

With temperatures rising and wars raging, we know things aren´t good. But we don´t need some self-important celebrity preaching to the choir.

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Richard Gere
One way to get flag-waving Americans to actually give a shit about Tibet´s autonomy is by making kick-ass music, à la the Beastie Boys. One way to make all those same supporters do an immediate about-face is by sicking the male lead of Chicago on ´em, and then allowing the gray-haired pretty boy to wax equal parts sappy and bombastic about freedom. (Hell, we´d rather listen to Toby Keith). Now the former gigolo is urging Americans to boycott next summer´s Beijing Olympics. To which we respond: "Human rights violations be damned, Gere, we got ourselves a case of gold fever, yeehaaaw!"

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