Monsters Who Get Chicks

These flicks prove that as long as you´re in movies, women will date you. Even if you´re a horribly disfigured swamp creature.

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King Kong
Couple: Ann Darrow and King Kong
Bedroom awkwardness level: 10 (King Kong´s not a player, but he crushes a lot…of people with his huge monkey balls.)
Since Peter Jackson´s remake, we´ve been trying to use the King Kong method to pick up girls. The basic strategy is to grab her and climb up the side of a tall building, grunting and crapping the whole way. The success rate isn´t great, but it´s cheaper than going to the movies. Plus, you´re way more likely to get that good-night kiss if she´s seen you swat down a few helicopters first.

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