Monsters Who Get Chicks

These flicks prove that as long as you´re in movies, women will date you. Even if you´re a horribly disfigured swamp creature.

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Lonestar? We found 10.

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That's some fine Croft-manship.

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Aliens vs. Predator
Couple: Predator and Alexa Woods
Bedroom awkwardness level: 7 (Get to Planned Parenthood, now!)
There was a moment in the first AVP when we expected Alexa to grab the Predator by the back of his slimy head and plant a kiss on his suspiciously vagina-like mouth. Thankfully, they didn´t consummate their unspoken love, but the longing look they share before laying waste to gooey aliens has no place in a middling action flick. Do us a favor, Hollywood: Keep your love stories out of our alien slaughterfests.

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