The 13 Most Ass-Kicked Action Heroes

They may win in the end, but they often go through hell to get there. Here´s our handy checklist of beat downs, bullet wounds, and general abuse.

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10. JASON BOURNE, THE BOURNE SUPREMACY
4 car crashes/sideswipes/tunnel divider rammings
6 punches to face/head
2 throttlings
4 punchings/kickings
1 battered leg in hard fall
1 shot to shoulder
Incident report: Bourne suffers most of his injuries while driving, placing him just a notch above most U.S. citizens. Getting shot´s more severe, but not for a guy who´s already survived it three or four times.
Doctor´s note: "He walks away from the crash, so his injuries couldn´t have been too severe. A bullet in the shoulder is bad, though; you wouldn´t be using your arm a lot after that."

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