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It’s not news that, every year, both Super Bowl teams print up championship tee shirts and hats well before the actual game. But, did you know that some teams/stupid publishing houses go as far as printing up commemorative books claiming a 19-0 record? Well they do! Or at least they did! As of 1:28 this afternoon you could purchase Triumph Books’ 19-0: The Historic Championship Season of New England's Unbeatable Patriots for just $10.17.
Apparently, since then, some genius realized the Patriots did not, in fact, win the Super Bowl and the link has been taken down. How stupid of them, we're sure they could have found plenty dellusional fans (or just Tom Brady) who would have bought--and framed--them!
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The worst list is in the can, so now it's time to talk about the commercials that might actually be worth watching one more time. Try to resist the urge to run out and buy all these products until you get to the end of the list.
1. Doritos "Mouse trap"
Doritos more than made up for their boring music commercial with this one, which got a genuine laugh out of me. I don't want to give it away in case you haven't seen it, so just watch it already.
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363 days of the year we do everything in our DVR's power to avoid commercials like they're the broccoli in a General Tso's dinner special. But for Super Bowl Sunday and the day after, we go consumer crazy and scrutinize these 30-second productions like we won't be totally sick of them by the end of the week. These 10 were a waste of a collective $27 million.
1. SalesGenie.com, "Racist pandas"
Carlos Mencia's "accents" commercial was kind of funny, but this one was just unbelievable. How did that shitty idea make it all the way from the drawing board to the TV? Either way, I'm glad they ended up spending millions of dollars showing everyone that they're a company full of complete idiots.
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Heidi Montag stopped to talk to our camera crew at the annual Maxim Super Bowl Party. Next, Heidi's boyfriend Spencer blasted her new single in the middle of the red carpet. Then they were both interrupted by Tom Arnold tackling someone for reasons which we still don't understand. Ah, the memories. |
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![superbowl_party01_2434[1].jpg](http://embed.maxim.com/18001-18500/18040/superbowl_party01_2434[1].jpg)
Last night at the auction to benefit the Gridiron Greats foundation, a pair of tickets to our head-explodingly awesome party that's going down in a few hours went for a mere $2,500. Sure, that's a lot of money for a normal get together, but this is the Maxim Super Bowl Party. The boss spent a million bucks just getting the thing together, so I think tickets are worth at least $2,500 a piece. Then again, I'm in New York and will probably have dinner at Subway so I'm not in any position to talk. The picture above is from last year's star-studded bash, click it to see the rest. |
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