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This is a screen grab from ESPN.com. Here’s how they prefaced their predictions on this page, posted March 19th. “Our expert panel -- Jay Bilas, Hubert Davis, Fran Fraschilla, Doug Gottlieb, Reggie Rankin and Dick Vitale -- gives you a little insight into its thoughts and opinions on the players and teams from the NCAA tournament.“
“Little insight” indeed.
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 If there’s one thing that the average college basketball fan and the hearing impaired can agree on, it’s that Dicky V needs to shut his trap already. But at least we only have to put up with the ESPN analyst's incessant wailing during college hoops season. Imagine what we’d have to hear if he chose another profession?
Surgeon:
“IT LOOKS LIKE WE’LL HAVE TO AMPUTATE, BABY!”
Airline Security:
“WE’RE GOING TO HAVE TO SEARCH YOU BABY! UNBUCKLE YOUR BELT AND GET READY FOR A PTP! A PRIME TIME PROBING!”
Librarian:
“QUIET PLEASE, BABY!”
Sailor:
“ALL SEAMEN TO THE POOP DECK! IT’S GONNA BE AWESOME, BABY!”
Newscaster:
“TONIGHT AT 11, THREE DEAD IN FATAL CAR CRASH, BABY!”
Quiet voiceover guy at the end of commercials:
“IF YOU SUFFER FROM AN ERECTION LASTING MORE THAN FOUR HOURS, YOU BETTER CONTACT YOUR DOCTOR, BABY!”
OB/GYN:
“ACCORDING TO YOUR CHART, IT’S TIME FOR A PAP SMEAR, BABY!”
Funeral Director:
“SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS, BABY!”
The Terminator:
“HASTA LA VISTA, BABY!”
Priest:
“I KNOW ONE THING, THAT YOUNG MAN IS A DIAPER DANDY!”
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There's nothing more satisfying than seeing TV personalities go ape crap, which is why this clip of Boomer yelling at his staff has been on constant repeat this afternoon. Hearing him say "screw" is like watching a bear ride a bike or a fat guy drink a diet soda. Here's a breakdown of the curses:
- "Jesus": 5
- "Goddam": 2
- "Screw": 3
- "It's like no one here has worked on TV before": 2
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