Posted 11/18/2008 12:00 PM by Gerasimos Manolatos
Filed under: Announcers, Greatest, Lists, Sounds
With game companies scrambling to secure rights of top flight celebrities (and John Madden) for voiceovers, cameo appearances, and other marginally related uses of their fame, some of the most memorable contributions in gamedom have come from the anonymous dudes with vocal 'tudes. We've sifted through all the mouth pollution and pulled out our favorites:
Halo seriesMemorable Lines: Double Kill. Overkill. Killtrocity. Killimanjaro. Killionaire!Mortal Kombat seriesMemorable Lines: Finish Him/Her! Fatality!NBA JamMemorable Lines: Whoaaaaaaa KA-boom! Rejected! From downtown! Nails it! He's on fire!And, our personal favorite: GUGLIOTTA! GauntletMemorable Lines: Treasure, 100 points. Remember, don't shoot the food. Save keys to open doors. Save potions for later use. Warrior, your life force is running out. Wizard needs food badly. That was a heroic effort.Soul Calibur seriesMemorable Lines: "Transcending history and the world, a tale of souls and swords eternally retold.""A formidable opponent awaits. K.O. Victory belongs to the last one standing. You win!"720 DegreesMemorable Line: Skate or Die!Unreal Tournament seriesMemorable Lines: Headshot!Mega Kill! Ultra Kill! Monster Kill! Rrrrrampage. Massacre. Holy Shit!
Honorable Mentions
NFL BlitzMemorable Lines: Spins! Hurdles! Touchdoowwwn!EA Sports guyMemorable Line: EA Sports, it's in the game.
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Posted 08/14/2008 4:21 PM by Gerry
Filed under: Greatest, Lists, Olympics, Sports, Funny
Pogo Stick Olympics (1988)Platform: Commodore 64We love this game because it brings us back to the hot summer days when we played "Pop the Balloons With a Hat" and "Jump Over Hurdles Without Breaking Your Leg."Check out the whole list!
Posted 07/29/2008 6:02 PM by Gerry
Filed under: Fiff Purriod Boyz, Greatest, Ps3, Rock Band, Xbox 360, Interview
Posted 06/18/2008 8:00 AM by Maxim.com Staff
Filed under: Bathroom, Greatest, Lists, Pc, Ps3, Toilets, Xbox 360
Posted 06/12/2008 2:31 PM by Maxim.com Staff
Filed under: DS, Greatest, Ipod, Lists, Portable, PSP, Toilet
Forget bran flakes and that old copy of People magazine. Bust out these 12 portable games when you need to make a long, smooth move.
12. Tekken: Dark Resurrection (PSP)The best portable fighting game ever makes for quick, satisfying matches. And it makes for quick, satisfying dumps. Who knew that kicking a big panda around for 30 seconds could be more effective than a bushel of cabbage and a handful of Crap-Be-Gone pills?Recommended Dose: Six or seven matches will be more than enough to get your Hershey's Kisses queued up and ready for departure.
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