5 Reasons "The Super Bowl Shuffle" Is Still Awesome
Posted 2/1/2008 1:55:00 PM by G.
Filed under: Chicago Bears, Nfl, Super Bowl, Super Bowl Shuffle, Music Video


  • A visibly uncomfortable back-up QB Steve Fuller dancing and screeching like he's got a goal post up his ass. (3:11)
  • "I'm not here to feather's ruffle…" (3:25) Is that the best they could think of to rhyme with shuffle? Apparently so. Thanks again, Steve!
  • You've gotta be kidding us, Steve. During this 4-second shot of the stage (3:39-3:43) you're dancing against the grain! What the screw is wrong with you?
  • Richard Dent starts off strong, singing "if the quarterback's slow, he's gonna get bent" but kinda quits around the word "pass." (4:08) Show some heart, damnit, this is for charity.
  • "It's Gary here and I'm Mr. Clean…" (4:24) Gary Fencik's got the voice of a choir boy with his sack stuck in a car door. Plus, when he sings "ring your bell" it's a bit too fabulous for our taste. Now we know why they call him "hitman." (Wink!)
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