The only NCAA tournament game ESPN has the rights to broadcast went down last night, and some sex move…er, school, called Mount St. Mary’s scraped out a victory for the right to be eaten alive by Tyler Hansbrough in the first round. But you’ll see enough basketball over the next three weeks, so why not have a more exciting contest to determine who gets that elusive 64th seed? Here are some suggestions for next year’s play-in contest.
10. Wet cheerleader-sweater contest
9. Cumulative SAT score comparison (first team to quadruple digits wins!)
8. Flip cup, best two out of three
7. Game of H-O-R-S-E
6. Easter-egg hunt
5. A football game
4. Best American Express commercial (only applies if Duke winds up in play-in game)
3. Team with the most seniors wins!
2. Pretend it's 2000, sack up, and actually pick the 64th team, you candy-asses
1. NCAA bracket pool
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